Made this with one of my friends, for a school project, or at the least a small part of a school project. Enjoy.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Creativity
The thing about creativity is that it doesn't come with an on switch.
I'll miss a nights sleep because the thinker won't shut down, and I'll stare at a screen for a day without so much as a word written out.
I know I write well, and I know I write interesting but consistency is an issue.
Imagine if I could hammer things out on demand, spell words like demand without making three attempts to hit the right combination of keys.
I know, I win at typing.
I should have payed attention in school, or maybe I shouldn't have taken french immersion from kindergarten to grade ocho. That really fucked up my spelling skills.
Back on topic, I wish I could be creative all the time, and I wish when I wanted to vegetate I could without problems.
I'll miss a nights sleep because the thinker won't shut down, and I'll stare at a screen for a day without so much as a word written out.
I know I write well, and I know I write interesting but consistency is an issue.
Imagine if I could hammer things out on demand, spell words like demand without making three attempts to hit the right combination of keys.
I know, I win at typing.
I should have payed attention in school, or maybe I shouldn't have taken french immersion from kindergarten to grade ocho. That really fucked up my spelling skills.
Back on topic, I wish I could be creative all the time, and I wish when I wanted to vegetate I could without problems.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Thought Vortex
I think everyone has adown times and up times.
I think this is a normal pattern.
Today was a down day, I dropped a class for the first time in over a year, not because it was hard but simply because I knew that I can't maintain interest in it.
I need to focus my thoughts, improve things, make better.
And all I can produce is apathy. Useless pointless uncaring apathy.
I'm fucked right now, but I rebound fast.
One hundred percent sooner then later.
Will
I think this is a normal pattern.
Today was a down day, I dropped a class for the first time in over a year, not because it was hard but simply because I knew that I can't maintain interest in it.
I need to focus my thoughts, improve things, make better.
And all I can produce is apathy. Useless pointless uncaring apathy.
I'm fucked right now, but I rebound fast.
One hundred percent sooner then later.
Will
Friday, March 13, 2009
A quick test.
Here's the deal, look at this animation to the left, without using Google whats the solution?
I'll give only one hint, if you're a math geek your chances of solving the problem is easier.
And if your wondering what the problem is, how is the empty box possible?
Will
Friday the 13th
The best part about Friday the 13th in March is that the next day is Steak and a Blow Job Day so the opportunity to see some cheezie horror movie before celebrating the manly version of valentines day is nice.
However as a single guy, tomorrow every single message I send to any girl will be treated as if I have a hidden agenda, not that I don't, but the suspicion will be extra present tomorrow. Which will definitely cast a shadow over and message I send. In fact this morning I sent a MSN message to a friend "come visit tomorrow" and her reply was "and bring a steak, yea right" now she does have a BF but I wasn't even thinking of that when I sent the first message, it didn't stop me from regaining the lead by pointing out that her BF was a vegetarian, I know I'm clever ish.
But luckely since I started writing this I've made plans, poker night, nice safe plans, and more importantly a chance at winning $$$$ and drinking beer.
That second chance is much higher then the first one. But chance is always a nice thing.
I might even break out the funnel.
Well I am about ready to bail on class, which means I need to wrap this up and move forwards with planning my nap and the rest of the day.
Will
However as a single guy, tomorrow every single message I send to any girl will be treated as if I have a hidden agenda, not that I don't, but the suspicion will be extra present tomorrow. Which will definitely cast a shadow over and message I send. In fact this morning I sent a MSN message to a friend "come visit tomorrow" and her reply was "and bring a steak, yea right" now she does have a BF but I wasn't even thinking of that when I sent the first message, it didn't stop me from regaining the lead by pointing out that her BF was a vegetarian, I know I'm clever ish.
But luckely since I started writing this I've made plans, poker night, nice safe plans, and more importantly a chance at winning $$$$ and drinking beer.
That second chance is much higher then the first one. But chance is always a nice thing.
I might even break out the funnel.
Well I am about ready to bail on class, which means I need to wrap this up and move forwards with planning my nap and the rest of the day.
Will
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
In bed at four up at seven.
Just to be clear that's 3 hours of sleep, not 15 hours of sleep, that was how productive my Monday was. I now have a feeling that I was coming down with the plague on Monday and my excessive amount of sleep was my bodies way of demolishing it before it started.
But back to the mature behavior that led to me only getting a fraction of a nights sleep. First I'm dumb, second I put Heat on at 12:30ish, third I have kegs.
Yes, I know, I knew better but did it anyways.
Heat was an excellent movie, had I seen it before yesterday I would have made a better prediction to the outcome to Righteous Kill and possibly won myself a prize.
Finally I have Kegs, two of them in a temperature regulated freezer with an ample supply of C02, this is always a bad idea but it works out so well for people like me because my beverage expenses are low.
Now as some of you can guess I'm not a morning person, in fact I'm an epic fail at the AM, but I am glorious in the PM, so good in fact that even with my 3 hours of idiotic decision making sleep I'll still be up until 3am because tonight is my mid week Friday.
However this having no responsibilities on Thursday can backfire as I discovered last week when I spent all of Thursday hungover and unable to function of to achieve the levels of thought that were required by the assignment due Friday.
But in defense I was drinking with my buddy who has just finished dealing with a rough nine months and if you catch my meaning is heading towards a rough 18 or so years. I almost feel bad for him, except for the fact that his kid can be considered an accident in the same way that not using birth control is considered an accident. In his defense he has since learned and wrap every time.
I don't know what I'm talking about in this post other then give me sympathy for seeing what sunrise looks like. Which by the way I will appreciate if say I had not spent time sleeping only minutes before.
Well I've been in class for an hour now, so I'm going to sign off, an hopefully my next post will be more productive.
Will
But back to the mature behavior that led to me only getting a fraction of a nights sleep. First I'm dumb, second I put Heat on at 12:30ish, third I have kegs.
Yes, I know, I knew better but did it anyways.
Heat was an excellent movie, had I seen it before yesterday I would have made a better prediction to the outcome to Righteous Kill and possibly won myself a prize.
Finally I have Kegs, two of them in a temperature regulated freezer with an ample supply of C02, this is always a bad idea but it works out so well for people like me because my beverage expenses are low.
Now as some of you can guess I'm not a morning person, in fact I'm an epic fail at the AM, but I am glorious in the PM, so good in fact that even with my 3 hours of idiotic decision making sleep I'll still be up until 3am because tonight is my mid week Friday.
However this having no responsibilities on Thursday can backfire as I discovered last week when I spent all of Thursday hungover and unable to function of to achieve the levels of thought that were required by the assignment due Friday.
But in defense I was drinking with my buddy who has just finished dealing with a rough nine months and if you catch my meaning is heading towards a rough 18 or so years. I almost feel bad for him, except for the fact that his kid can be considered an accident in the same way that not using birth control is considered an accident. In his defense he has since learned and wrap every time.
I don't know what I'm talking about in this post other then give me sympathy for seeing what sunrise looks like. Which by the way I will appreciate if say I had not spent time sleeping only minutes before.
Well I've been in class for an hour now, so I'm going to sign off, an hopefully my next post will be more productive.
Will
Monday, March 9, 2009
CTRL + and the wireless keyboard
I'll be honest I like to lounge when I type, I like to stretch out lean back and let the words flow out of my hands. Sometimes I even use my thinker to filter what I'm typing, as I am naturally inclined to type like I speak the filter is good, as anyone who has heard one of my Can't Understand Normal Thinking tangents knows I need a filter.
I also need to find a way to deal with tangents, sometimes they are good while the rest of the time I get far off track and will never end up talking about what my subject says.
As I said before I like to stretch out when I write, it makes things flow better, mind you so do 7 beers but the problem with using beer is that after 12 I stop being funny or literate and thats the point where tangents end up killing me.
As the Title says I have a wireless keyboard, it came as a combo with my mouse from Logitech for $99 at Costco, which means that I have a lot of extra button and options to rely on to get things done, right now I can do everything blog related except spell check which requires a right click to access using my Firefox spell-checker add-on.
However to get to the damn point that I am aiming for when I lounge out with my keyboard I love being able to hit CTRL and + to increase the magnification, that one feature makes life so much easier for me, no longer do I need to feel bad because I need glasses to read off of my 22 inch man screen or my 15 inch side screen which is usually filled with msn, but msn is a different tangent.
I just want to take a moment to be thankful for being able to know and use these shortcuts that make my life a lot easier when it comes to computing.
Will
I also need to find a way to deal with tangents, sometimes they are good while the rest of the time I get far off track and will never end up talking about what my subject says.
As I said before I like to stretch out when I write, it makes things flow better, mind you so do 7 beers but the problem with using beer is that after 12 I stop being funny or literate and thats the point where tangents end up killing me.
As the Title says I have a wireless keyboard, it came as a combo with my mouse from Logitech for $99 at Costco, which means that I have a lot of extra button and options to rely on to get things done, right now I can do everything blog related except spell check which requires a right click to access using my Firefox spell-checker add-on.
However to get to the damn point that I am aiming for when I lounge out with my keyboard I love being able to hit CTRL and + to increase the magnification, that one feature makes life so much easier for me, no longer do I need to feel bad because I need glasses to read off of my 22 inch man screen or my 15 inch side screen which is usually filled with msn, but msn is a different tangent.
I just want to take a moment to be thankful for being able to know and use these shortcuts that make my life a lot easier when it comes to computing.
Will
Saturday, March 7, 2009
March Showers bring...
...fucking awesome spring.
And you know what Spring leads to? Camping and Driving season. Roadtrips and tents
[i thought I lost this post, but thanks to auto draft saving I can finish it]
This weekend it rained, it rained and rained and rained and it was awesome as most of the snow is now gone and all I have to look forwards to is the sexiness of summer.
Tanning, driving the muscle car, drinking in the sun at 9pm, I love it.
It makes me think of the people who hate the summer, you know Goths and Emos and Twilight wannabes who don't find a 100 year old vampire bing in love with a 14 year old girl creepy, sorry tangent.
And I'll admit Goth girls, can be hot, and so can Emo girls, but it's much harder since their appearance is so close to Emo boys that just an Emo appearance will set of alarm bells, sorry tangent.
I know people who love the winter, and while I respect their views they are insane, because lets be honest for us to enjoy the summer you need a case of beer and tent and a bonfire, to enjoy the winter you need, some kind of plank to strap yourself too, a big assed hill, and a good adrenalyn reserve to eb able to find nearly dying every time you go down worth it, oh and you need a chalet, and you shoudn't drink because it will always lead to a crippling injury instead of only sometimes like camping.
Point is, I love the sun and warmth and awesome that Spring leads too.
Will
And you know what Spring leads to? Camping and Driving season. Roadtrips and tents
[i thought I lost this post, but thanks to auto draft saving I can finish it]
This weekend it rained, it rained and rained and rained and it was awesome as most of the snow is now gone and all I have to look forwards to is the sexiness of summer.
Tanning, driving the muscle car, drinking in the sun at 9pm, I love it.
It makes me think of the people who hate the summer, you know Goths and Emos and Twilight wannabes who don't find a 100 year old vampire bing in love with a 14 year old girl creepy, sorry tangent.
And I'll admit Goth girls, can be hot, and so can Emo girls, but it's much harder since their appearance is so close to Emo boys that just an Emo appearance will set of alarm bells, sorry tangent.
I know people who love the winter, and while I respect their views they are insane, because lets be honest for us to enjoy the summer you need a case of beer and tent and a bonfire, to enjoy the winter you need, some kind of plank to strap yourself too, a big assed hill, and a good adrenalyn reserve to eb able to find nearly dying every time you go down worth it, oh and you need a chalet, and you shoudn't drink because it will always lead to a crippling injury instead of only sometimes like camping.
Point is, I love the sun and warmth and awesome that Spring leads too.
Will
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Roomate moved out, Internet is down.
This is just an FYI for everyone, I'll have no internets at my house until at least the 5th.
Why? you ask.
One of my roommates moved out over the holidays and the internets was in his name, this meant that when he left so did the internet.
Now being the organized folk that we are we managed to sign up and figure out the internet last night the catch, Bell can't get their service robot out to flip the switch until Thursday.
So happy fuck, no internet till the end of the week, too bad life and school revolves around a stable internet connection.
Will
Why? you ask.
One of my roommates moved out over the holidays and the internets was in his name, this meant that when he left so did the internet.
Now being the organized folk that we are we managed to sign up and figure out the internet last night the catch, Bell can't get their service robot out to flip the switch until Thursday.
So happy fuck, no internet till the end of the week, too bad life and school revolves around a stable internet connection.
Will
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Birthday postives
So after my last post on birthdays I was given this comment from quackers:
" I demand that you counter this with at least one positive thing about adding another year to your age ... come on, just one ..."
Since I have the unnatural compulsion to do what I'm told when I can't think of a reason why not too I guess I need to meet her demands.
One positive thing, well let me see, how about I'm one year closer to the sweet release of death? Nope, even though Al Bundy said it doesn't make it positive. How about one year closer to Arthritic Massage, I know it was funny in the commercial, not in real life. I've got it, I'm one...
...nope I lost it, got distracted.
I'd make a sex reference but it would just turn into a Viagra joke.
I suppose the best reason for getting older is that you understand yourself better and you understand your wants better and I can't forget the confidence that comes with age, I think thats the best part.
" I demand that you counter this with at least one positive thing about adding another year to your age ... come on, just one ..."
Since I have the unnatural compulsion to do what I'm told when I can't think of a reason why not too I guess I need to meet her demands.
One positive thing, well let me see, how about I'm one year closer to the sweet release of death? Nope, even though Al Bundy said it doesn't make it positive. How about one year closer to Arthritic Massage, I know it was funny in the commercial, not in real life. I've got it, I'm one...
...nope I lost it, got distracted.
I'd make a sex reference but it would just turn into a Viagra joke.
I suppose the best reason for getting older is that you understand yourself better and you understand your wants better and I can't forget the confidence that comes with age, I think thats the best part.
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