1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I was named after my grandfather on my Dad’s side who left two years too early to meet me, and my great grandfather on my Dad’s Mom’s side. I’m the oldest so I inherited all of the strong family names. Even my middle name means the same as my first name, so when all of the nomenclature stuff is competed it reads out as Leader of Leaders born of Leaders. So my name means a lot to me.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Grade… 11 I think. Getting stabbed in your back by your best friend and being stabbed in the front by your girlfriend has to hurt. But it might have been the other way around. So ladies if it take me time to say that four letter word that you want to hear that’s why.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I don’t know. My hand Writing doesn’t make me angry at me, or make me hate me, so I suppose I like it. I’ve never gotten booty from my handwriting so I suppose that there is room for improvement, but yes I suppose I like it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Steak or Roast beef. I know they’re not sliced meats. But really why not break some rules and go all out for the bread-slab of meat-break combo.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
I have some nephews who I love like my own, but I’ve never managed to have any children of my own, and if it counts I’ve never coat-hangered any kids of my own either.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, fuck me, I’m only good at two things, being mean to people and being fun/good/entertaining/nice/adequate/ok in bed
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Do I like BJs? Yes. I like BJs like I use sarcasm.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
What kind of question is that? Do I have all of my fingers and toes? Twenty Six pairs of chromosomes? Two balls? An appendix? 100% of myself? Yes!
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yes, but only if I can take someone with me. Quackers you in?
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Raisin Bran. No seriously. I can’t explain it.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
My shoes have no laces, really they don’t so I guess the correct answer is I don’t untie my shoes when I take them off. To all of the shrinks in the audience, I have women issues, trust issue, issue issues and I end up untying my shoes right before putting them on.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Well even though Green Tea is not a Chapman’s approved ice cram flavour and hence not a real flavour I could accept it as existing if I had tried it. So rocky road is my number one.
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Gender. No really, I can’t describe what any guy I know looks like, without resorting too words like tall, black, white, alcoholic etc. When it come to the ladies I know everything, I suppose that means I’m a jerk or something.
14. RED OR PINK?
I can’t see pink, or red. No really, I’m red-green colour blind in the red spectrum. Which means that for me, red is a dull colour, even bright red is bland, and pink, I can’t see. If you take a white sheet of paper and write on it with a pink highlighter there is a 80% chance that I won’t be able to read it. It looks like a slightly off white gray.
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
I’m a narcissist, I love myself, so the least favourite thing about me is that I push people away.
16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
I haven’t seen blondie in a long time, and I haven’t seen JA9NE in years and Tania in nearly a year and Danielle in what feels like forever and Puddle in ages and… I don’t know I suppose if I had to chose I’d say Danielle, but I miss her from before I saw her last, so it’s complicated.
17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
If you do, you do, if you don’t you don’t.
18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jeans and no shoes. Take that world. Socks and Sandals, that’s right fashion world go fuck you’re self with a hammer. No lube.
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
A clock ticking. I like quite.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Green, I love green, it reminds me of so much that’s worth missing.
21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Pumpkin pie. Stolen from Tania, but it’s true. Ladies if you want to lure me into anything your chances improve dramatically with pumpkin pie.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Darkness.
23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
What kind of like? As a friend, yes. As more? I don’t know. Would I look to find out? Possibly. Should I? Who knows? Is our friendship worth risking to know? Probally not? Would it risk our friendship? I don’t know, we’re both mature and responsible adults.
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
NFL, CFL, NHL, F1, NASCAR, Top Fuel, Funny Car, sex… etc.
25. HAIR COLOR?
Brown, or Brunette if I was a chick, but I’ve got junk so Brown.
26. EYE COLOR?
Gold in spring, Gray in winter, Hazel in fall and I’m never near a mirror in summer.
27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope, I refuse to finger bang my eyes.
28. FAVORITE FOOD?
Anything I can cook and anything I order in restaurants.
29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings, I wish them for humanity so why not for my ficton.
30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Red Dawn.
31. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer, because fuck you winter and snow and cold and suck and snow and cold and…
32. HUGS OR KISSES?
Box? Kisses.
33. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I refuse to speculate.
34. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
I’ll give you a hint, if I tagged you I want to know what your answers are.
35. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
“The Reality Dysfunction” by Peter F. Hamilton
36. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A Beer, well I don’t have a mouse pad but the place where I would put a mouse with this computer is been taken up by a beer.
37. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Nothing, zero, that’s two days, counting today with no TV.
38. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
The Stones, they never joined a mystic crazy cult.
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Vancouver, for my grandmother’s wedding. I miss her.
40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN
The Nation’s Capital! Born and raised Ottawa boy!
41. WHAT SUPERPOWER WOULD YOU TAKE IF GIVEN THE CHOICE?
Knowing what I will succeeded at before making the attempt.
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One of my close friends decided to answer my quiz but she didn't have anywhere to post it so she emailed it to me. So after taking out her personal information and condensing some questions that didn't reveal anything I figure it's safe to post it here.
ReplyDelete1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Technically no. Here's the story: I have my mom and grandmother's middle name. My first name is actually the same as my aunts. But I am not named after her. My parents made a deal that my dad names kid #1 and my mom names kid #2. My mom didn't realize that my aunt went by her middle name (obviously her sister-in-law), plus she thought that since my dad went by his middle name, that his sister wouldnt. So, my aunt has the joke that I was named after her.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Hmmm the last time I can remember recently is from laughing so much at something one of my coworkers said. Probably from Marian, that's black and makes a black comment. Usually when she gets picked on she asks why and I say, it's because you're black!
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright, kinda messy. I have to turn my page on it's side to handwrite. I'm much better at typing and I get handcramps from writing. That's what happen when you're a typist.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I only eat 2 kinds: honey maple turkey from the deli or turkey subs from Subway. Mmmm I could eat subway everyday. Should do the Jared diet! But my neck should not look like a vagina!
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
My cat. He counts, because he is mine.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
If I was a guy, absolutely! We'd get along great! A girl, it would depend on what personality I had. Most girls don't like me!
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Do guys get morning wood?
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
I've done the bungee swing at wonderland. I want to skydive more.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Special K vanilla almond...when I actually eat cereal. Or multigrain cheerios.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Sometimes, depends on how tight I tie them when I'm wearing them. Just running an errand, very loose...gym, I tie those bitches up!
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Cotton Candy, no doubt about that! IF it's not available, chocolate chip cookie dough! I like risking salmonella. It's like playing Russian Roulette! I live dangerously!
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Guys: Height and how they stand?
Girls: How skanky they look and how hard they're trying to impress.
14. RED OR PINK?
Red! Pink the singer, yes. The colour no. It's a rare colour for me to wear.
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Lack of confidence.
16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Me when I'm having fun! haha oh wait, I'll see her this weekend! And I sound like a conceited bitch! lol
18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue jeans and epidermis.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Chamelon! Change colours with different paper!
21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Cinnamon. I'd say apple pie, but you'd make a comment. Although, if we're thinking alike, I'd joke about seashells, hear and smell the ocean hahaha
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Lee-Anne
23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
I kinda have to right? haha Love they neighbour? Not like I believe in love or anything, but someone has to have more of a sarcastic humour than me!
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Baseball!!!!! Hockey for sure, I think I'm going to become a fan of rugby because when the ref's not looking the only thing you can't do is clothes line the guy! punching is fair game! :D
25. HAIR COLOR?
Blonde!
26. EYE COLOR?
Blue if i have my contacts in, greenish if i don't.
27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Do you not fucking listen???
28. FAVORITE FOOD?
Subway, pizza, i go through phases.
29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
both!
30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Made of Honour
31. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer, but I like winter because you don't sweat if you're out in jeans and a tshirt. And I prefer to be barefoot, so summer.
32. HUGS OR KISSES?
Whe’re we talking about?
35. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Certified Customs Specialist...by the Canadian Soceity of Customs Brokers.
39. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Orlando, FL: had to see that mouse!
40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN
Leamington, ON...home of Heinz Ketchup! Instead of a baby bottle, I had a bottle of ketchup!
41. WHAT SUPERPOWER WOULD YOU TAKE IF GIVEN THE CHOICE?
Seeing into the future and could alter it!